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Dear Employees

2010年3月7日

So I’m at work yesterday and the mailclerk starts handing out letters from upper management. At this point, I’m thinking “Oh crap, how am I gonna tell my family I got laid off?” Fortunately, I’m only 29 years old. You’ll understand when you read the letter.

Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of economy, Management has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 40 years of age and above on early retirement. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early). » 阅读更多: Dear Employees

Tiger Woods Crash Jokes

2010年3月7日

Call us opportunists, but we’ve just got to jump on the Tiger Woods jokes bandwagon. At the time of this post, there’s a media storm surrounding Tiger and his “transgressions.” We’re here to shamelessly capitalize on that.

Tiger WoodsLook, I’m a golf fan and of all golfers – Woods is perhaps the guy I have had the most respect for. His work ethic is impeccable and he’s made it to where he is today because of his determiniation and intelligence. But enough about that, let’s get right to the crash jokes.

Best Tiger Woods Crash Jokes » 阅读更多: Tiger Woods Crash Jokes

A Marriage Made In Heaven

2010年3月7日

One rainy Sunday afternoon, a young couple were on their way to their Church to get married. On the way there, their car lost control and slammed into a telephone pole – killing them both instantly.

Saint Peter In Heaven JokeThe couple soon found themselves standing in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, welcoming them to Heaven. The young woman asks Peter if they could get married in Heaven, since their time on Earth was cut short. He replies that he’ll get back with them on that request. » 阅读更多: A Marriage Made In Heaven